me:
is there such a thing as a fear of paper? some kind of phobia? because i think i’m developing one.

LibraryDiva:
lol
im afraid to ask

me:
i am the QUEEN of paper cuts.  just sliced my finger open. it started to bleed immediately.
put a band aid on it.
bled thru first band aid in like 30 seconds so now i have 2 more on my finger

LibraryDiva:
lol yea paper doesnt like you
you have to watch that paper….dangerous

me:
it IS
[sad face]
[crying face]

LibraryDiva:
lmao

me:
http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1247044/papyrophobia_the_fear_of_paper.html

LibraryDiva:
LMFAO!!!!!  are you having those symptoms??? LMFAO!

me:
lol maybe.

[Yes.  2 Spiderman Band-aids, my friends, for one stupid paper cut. 3 if you count the one I bled through and disposed.]